Extra special delivery - as in Bus 'C'

I don't know about all schools, but mine had a 'special' bus for the kids that were special needs. And that my friends is a bus I am pretty sure Tom Cruise and his 'Guilty-by-association' incubator, Katie Holmes, would have been riding.

I was deeply saddened to hear that they gave birth. Here are two people that are not even married (hence the incubator status). Katie, once a role model for young women, has totally surprised me. It is rumoured that Tom Cruise has orchestrated his whole media-fest relationship. It would seem this could be true, as the tabloids were reporting the strategy before Katie and Suri were a gleam in his eye.

Katie, I am sad to see you are as vapid as the rest of young Hollywood. Here's hoping you want more for your daughter, as you parents did for you.

Little Suri: You have a pretty name. I am sorry it means 'pickpocket' in Japan. Don't let that get you down sister. My advice to you little one - don't mistake eccentricty for real passion. There is a difference. One comes from the heart and the other is all about ego.