TADA - THE METAL GEAR IS PAID FOR!!!!!!

Fanfare please....


I AM PLEASED TO ANNOUNCED THAT WE HAVE MADE THE FINAL PAYMENT ON MY BRACES TODAY!!!!!

NOW THAT TRULY IS FREEDOM FOLKS.

Actually - the freedom will be on the 22nd when the damn braces come off. I can't wait. Now how many times is Big J gonna have to tackle me and make me wear my retainers?

Hmmmm...the tackling might be fun! Maybe this will be a fun game ;)

Babe...can I have a $225 increase to my monthly allowance now?


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