Guess who got the hardware removed....MEEEEE!
Ahhhh, finally the freedom off not having to worry about popcorn kernels stuck in my metal gear. Whooops. I wasn't supposed to be eating popcorn. But I did anyway. Why? 'Cuz there was no freakin way this cat was going 18 months without my munchie of choice!
Popcorn never hurt a thing. The orthodontist and his gang of tech chicks never even knew about it. And they kept commenting on how clean my braces were. Wow. I think they were actually robots because I didn't even floss. Twice at the beginning and then I was done for ever. Ssssshhhh! It's a secret.
Poster girl for othordontic patients I am not.
I ate apples too. Had to cut them though, because I couldn't bite into them, the braces got in the way. Which reminds me - I finally got to bite Big J! I had no idea how much I had missed that! See....Now he'll have to think twice before burning me while we're out driving. Heheheheh. One wrong move and you'll have the ring of teeth -
perfect ring of teeth - on your arm suckah! whoooaaaaaaahhhhahaaahaaah!
Okay. Enough freaking you out with my twisted sense of humour. I have to get to work on my online coarses. I mean 'courses'. It just started and I am all ready behind. Time to catch up. Too bad I left my damn textbook at work. We'll see what I can get accomplished...
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