BrAcE fAcE HaS lEfT tHe bUiLdIng!!!!!!

Guess who got the hardware removed....MEEEEE!

Ahhhh, finally the freedom off not having to worry about popcorn kernels stuck in my metal gear. Whooops. I wasn't supposed to be eating popcorn. But I did anyway. Why? 'Cuz there was no freakin way this cat was going 18 months without my munchie of choice!

Popcorn never hurt a thing. The orthodontist and his gang of tech chicks never even knew about it. And they kept commenting on how clean my braces were. Wow. I think they were actually robots because I didn't even floss. Twice at the beginning and then I was done for ever. Ssssshhhh! It's a secret.

Poster girl for othordontic patients I am not.

I ate apples too. Had to cut them though, because I couldn't bite into them, the braces got in the way. Which reminds me - I finally got to bite Big J! I had no idea how much I had missed that! See....Now he'll have to think twice before burning me while we're out driving. Heheheheh. One wrong move and you'll have the ring of teeth -
perfect ring of teeth - on your arm suckah! whoooaaaaaaahhhhahaaahaaah!

Okay. Enough freaking you out with my twisted sense of humour. I have to get to work on my online coarses. I mean 'courses'. It just started and I am all ready behind. Time to catch up. Too bad I left my damn textbook at work. We'll see what I can get accomplished...


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Removed Posts - We are Gloom Free! FREEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

I decided to remove my recent posts from April 22nd thru May.

They really didn't fit in with where I wanted this blog to go...so they are moved to their own separate blog now.

A home fit for the rantings of an infertile Arocat. A place to vent when the ticking of the clock gets to sound a bit Gongy.

A place where my family doesn't have to visit and worry about my mental health. ;)

I'm feeling good now. I'm a tough chick really. But I need to vent about this infertility stuff - and that's my place to do it. So read it if you dare - but no freaking out over it anymore. Promise?

The move works for me. I really don't want to revist the infertile black hole when I'm in my happy place, and those posts were annoying me. Like an ugly wart on my blogspot as it were.

Now I can come back here and write my free association blathering at whim. Ahhhhh, the good stuff. Well maybe it's not exactly good stuff, but hopefully it's at least mildly amusing at time. It is for me. I'm a total nut who laughs at my own rants. Maybe we should be inquiring after my mental health...


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TADA - THE METAL GEAR IS PAID FOR!!!!!!

Fanfare please....


I AM PLEASED TO ANNOUNCED THAT WE HAVE MADE THE FINAL PAYMENT ON MY BRACES TODAY!!!!!

NOW THAT TRULY IS FREEDOM FOLKS.

Actually - the freedom will be on the 22nd when the damn braces come off. I can't wait. Now how many times is Big J gonna have to tackle me and make me wear my retainers?

Hmmmm...the tackling might be fun! Maybe this will be a fun game ;)

Babe...can I have a $225 increase to my monthly allowance now?


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