KARMA IS SWEEEEET!!!

Have you ever had one of those moments when your are driving and some bastard is totally on your tail? And you think "WHAT AN ASS!" Then the idiot finally gets in front of you and speeds off into the distance, and you think: I HOPE THERE'S A COP UP THERE.

Well that happened to me the other day. AND THERE WAS INDEED A COP UP THERE!

This jerk was on me all the way into town, and when the lane finally doubled he/she (couldn't actually tell which it was...) pulled up beside me at the light. I knew the he/she was going to blow off the line on the green light, and I thought: whatever!

Obviously in a hurry, and had a zen for suicide. Off you go then sparky!

So the light turns and he/she peels off. The speed limit is 70, I'm doing 70.

The village idiot however is doing well over 120 as they race off over the horizon.

I think to myself, " Hmmm. I hope there's a damn cop up there..."

IT WAS GLORIOUS!!! Just as I got the the hill, I got to see the cop flip his car lights on and chase 'Speedy Gonzolas' to pull the he/she over. Ooooh, I wanted to smile and wave as I went by! The cop was just getting to the window though, and I chickened out. Damn. It was pretty satisfying however. That completely ROCKED!!!

Did I mention our speed demon was driving a ratty blue minivan? Wow buddy.
Dare to be Earnhardt.


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