wHAcK jOb BlOgGeR sTrIkEs AgAiN!!!

Busy day today. Played with the Beaze, went swimming with Cor and Vivi,
GOT MY HAIR CUT, shopped, tried fresh made veggie juice, popped into the old office supply store place of employment and came home and played with the Beaze. Big J watched.

Heyyyy - did I mention that I got my hair cut?!?!?!?!

It's cute. It's dammnnnnnnnnnnn cute hair. It's even better that the cut I got four cuts ago. You know, the cute flippy cut Darcy gave me. I can't even contain myself - I'm so happy to have cute hair again!

Who's got cute hair? Who's got cute hair? I got cute hair. La-la la la laaa, La-la la la laaa!

(Seriously, I am not on medication. This is actually my therapy. I have to contain all this on a normal basis, so I just gotta bust it out here and be free.)

Thank God I finally managed to get in somewhere for a cut, cuz girlfriend is going camping with some peeps next weekend. There will be children. No one needs the nightmares that resulted from the Tofino tenting-mop. That hair was a disaster.

Seriously - I kid you not. It freaked people out. I used to have a website. I posted some pictures from the Tofino camping trip on it. People from my work were so horrified that they altered the pic with "I'll get you my pretty!" on it and posted it at work. It even freightened all the truckers. Scarey stuff kids.

If I ever figure out the photo thing - I'll put it on. Then you won't think 'Signs' was so scarey ass freightening.


I would post a picture, truly I would. Only - I am HTML challenged and can't figure out this "Hello" / Blogger do-dad program. I think I do it right, I even read the destructions, it says 'the picture is sent'. Then presto - it's not there! Somewhere out there is some crazy hairy balding wannabe studmeister just freakin out. Why? Cuz pictures of my Vivi keep popping up on his 'homage to porn babes' blog. Sorry Viv! I didn't mean to send your pics to the Picasa black hole! Forgive Auntie.




Whatelse...


Bathing Suits

Wore the new bathing suit today. Very nice to swim in. When you got 'guns' as J would say, the straps are pretty important. They gotta support the girls. Not that I would know from experience or anything....but bad things happen at wave pools when your straps aren't up to the job. Full. On. Booby.

(Usually, the City of Cal. tries to keep these places PG, so I am happy the bathing suit is up to snuff. )



Reality TV

You know, it's been so long now that I have seen Big Brother. I think I am having tremors. I am ready to run out to the TV and watch any old reality crap that comes along. I would even watch the comic one ( I have some low reality standards - but that one is crap!).

I actually watched the Amish one yesterday. It was pretty interesting. All kinds of people acutally publicly admit to watching that one. I hadn't seen it. Cool concept. Glad I'm not one of those Amish kids. I would be the one who gets loose from the flock and goes all wrong, right away. Like a block away from the compound or whatever. The whole year away would never be televised on anything other than Jerry Springer.

Good for those kids though. Come to think of it, there's nothing really to lose is there? NO ONE BACK HOME WATCHES TV! Heheheh. Fun!


Musing...

I was reading about one of the Amish girls saying that she had been dating one of the Amish boys on the show. Then she caught him with "A really ugly ass Amish girl" (her words) and she ditched him. I thought that was interesting. I never really thought of Amish people in the context of Ugly vs. Bodacious. I didn't really think they did either. I mean - how unchristian is that? I thought they were totally against being judgemental...isn't that the point of dressing all the women in their potato sacks? With the hat thing and no make up? Weird. Just a thought that occurred to me. It happens sometimes.



Pillows

Hey - I have to mention my Beauteous pillow I bought yesterday. Everyone needs to run out to their nearest Home Decor store and buy a Sealy posturepedic 'gussetted' pillow. GO! RIGHT NOW! RUN FOREST RUN!!!!!!! You will never know how truly wonderful sleep can be until you do it. Do cheap out and buy the orange label one. You have to get the gusseted one, it keeps your neck aligned.

I used to think my pictures and the safe were the prized possessions I would not flee my house without in a fire. Changed my mind. This pillow - it rocked my world.

I am soooooo going to Sealy's site to send them some feedback on their little fluff ball of joy. Then I am going to drink tea, work on some family planning and go to sleep.


Ciao!

Hey Cor - thanks for the email. I loved when you called me the Whack Job Blogger. I gotta get me the T-shirt for that one. Heehee.

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